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Cybersecurity Humour For Infosec professionals

5 ways to kill your cybersecurity messenger

If you ever want to kill your cybersecurity messenger and watch him/her die a slow and painful death inside, this is how you can go about it. This is especially applicable if you are a board member who has to sit through cybersecurity board meetings.

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Cybersecurity Humour For Infosec professionals

The Info-Sec Idiots Guide

    “Can you get us a security certificate in a week’s time?” If you have been in the infosec consulting business long enough, you will, for sure, have come across this sentence. In this post, I want to vent my frustration and tell you the answers that I actually want to give – not […]

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Terrorist Outfit Seeks ISO 27001:2013 certification

I generally write long and boring stuff about obscure standards and esoteric practices. Sometimes, I do get bored of this and want to write some fiction. I tried to be Sir Arthur Conan Doyle here. This post is my attempt at faking a news report! TORA BORA: An infamous terrorist outfit has decided to implement […]

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Cybersecurity Humour For Infosec professionals

The case of the missing PDCA cycle

‘My dear Watson!’ exclaimed Holmes. “You are no doubt wondering about how they work in Japan.” I looked up in surprise. I was indeed pondering about the work culture in Japan. “Have you started performing black magic, then, Holmes? There can be no other explanation to this” I spake with wide eyes. “How can you […]