The dust seems to be settling over the Heartbleed storm. Questions have been asked and answered. The experts and the newbies have voiced their opinions. This, I feel, is a good moment to answer those little questions that we have always been meaning to ask, but feared being thought of as stupid. Here is my attempt to explain Heartbleed in simple question and answer format. I have provided as many references as possible for further exploration. Feel free to suggest changes / corrections!